Deutoronomy 23:1

Sundays are for worshiping me. But more and more you've been less obedient and not attending my dark mass as you should. There is only one reason for this blasphemy and that reason is your bitch wife. She thinks you should attend church with her and worship her God but her god is a cunt. I am the almighty. There is no reasoning with a ridiculous Christian except to use their own ridiculous religion against them. I had no problem finding a verse in this stupid fucking book full of fairytales and bullsht to make sure she never drags you by your balls into that house of lies again. .Deuteronomy 23:1 ESVNo one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the , it's very simple. All I have to do is crush your balls with my red devil heels and you're off the hook. God is a fag, he doesn't want you if your balls are not full and juicy, but I do.